If you’ve just had the worst month, remember…
1.
Person who was stabbed in the heart by a car:
2.
Who probably should have taken out the muffin seconds ago:
3.
For those whose TV couldn’t compete with Winter Candy Apple Scented Candles:
Four.
People who lost gambling:
Five.
People looking to make 3 new friends:
6.
People who want to get paper towels:
7.
Who will never forget what this bird did to them.
8.
People experiencing minor water leaks at home:
9.
People who got a brand new 65-inch Flysung OLED:
Ten.
Here are the people who want to turn on their heating:
11.
The person to whom the unthinkable happened:
12.
Someone whose music tastes span coasts:
13.
Who gave the worst surprise:
14.
People whose drinks never get hot again:
15.
People who never sit down again without looking for sweet and delicious fruit:
16.
People with perfectly placed mirrors:
17.
Who should drive a bulldozer:
18.
Those who know that beyond this door there is nothing but despair.
19.
People who nodded a little longer:
20.
People whose hair is ready to enter the afterlife:
twenty one.
People who experienced the real soy sauce disaster:
twenty two.
People who say sandwiches are an insult to God:
twenty three.
People who were betrayed by the deodorant they loved the most:
twenty four.
Someone apparently obsessed with lamps:
twenty five.
And here are the people whose wrists never itch.
26.
The person who made a lifelong enemy:
27.
The person who created Casual Death Beam in the car:
28.
A person who took a wrong turn. Very very wrong direction:
29.
People whose glasses broke and their soup turned crispy:
30.
The person whose cake met an untimely end:
31.
Someone whose home received Nosferatu heart stab treatment:
32.
People whose cash savings are experiencing a sharp increase:
33.
People who played with their valuables too fast and too loose:
34.
Who’s dad definitely found that little spot for me:
35.
The kind person who gifted a friendly cockroach with dental treatment:
36.
And those who have experienced true devastation,
37.
The person who should have brought the two travelers on the plane:
38.
People whose children’s bite leaves an honest impression on them:
39.
People who learned interesting facts about themselves today:
40.
People with new paint on their coats:
41.
Better start telling people that Jackson Pollock once lived in their building.
42.
The person who probably holds the heaviest candle in the world:
43.
People whose dinners were, frankly, a mess:
44.
Anyone who eats a chocolate breakfast will be lucky to ward off any vampires.
45.
People who don’t wash their clothes:
46.
Who will never have to try to make bread again:
47.
The person who had a terrible secret in Melon:
48.
People who have experienced real devastation:
49.
People who have to fiddle with fallen power lines every time they leave the house:
50.
And who will have to leave home and never return once they find this out: